I have 4 boys and obviously don’t want to use their real names. Someday they may want a job. Haha! So I let them choose their “handles”! We decided that they would all rhyme and here they are: Cash–9 year old. Dash–8 year old. Crash-6 year old. Bash–3 year old. Actually he didn’t decide, I did. He wanted Poop. I really couldn’t handle refering to my child as Poop…and I’m sure neither could you. So, from now on my kids aka the Ash Brothers aka The Guys have these handles.